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By Sayuri Loza, Eju.tv:

Last week, those naive enough to believe that the so-called “unity bloc” would follow through with its agreement to present a single candidate realized that unity is something we won’t see in this election—at least not on the side of the so-called opposition. But the other side hasn’t had it much better either: Evo has broken with the FPV for unknown reasons; rumors suggest he tried to impose his will, his candidates, etc. etc., which might be true given the unbearable character of the leader of the six coca growers’ federations.

I remember my mother telling me that at some point in 2002 she met with Evo to explore the possibility of an alliance for the elections, but the talks were simply unbearable—she left in protest, and afterward Evo had “Evo Soberanía” spray-painted on our front door, which is still there as a reminder of the “commander’s” explosive temper.

Be that as it may, the FPV folks decided to walk away from their alliance with Evo, leaving many empty-handed—those who had already made flags, t-shirts, hats, and other items with the party’s colors and the slogan “Evo Pueblo” will now have to recycle, hide, or redesign them to match the colors of whichever party finally seals the deal. Meanwhile, time keeps ticking toward the deadline to register candidates, and meetings, encounters, and agreements of all kinds are happening across the Bolivian political landscape, which—lacking actual celebrities and entertainers—serves as our country’s version of showbiz.

What no one can deny is that the game is getting interesting. It’s been a long time since so many possibilities have been open to so many players—both old and new—each one promising not only to win and govern, but also to save the country from the galloping crisis it’s sinking into. Let’s put aside our passions for a moment and analyze the potential alliances that might be registered next week, as the deadline is April 18.

At the moment, the front-runner with the best prospects is Andrónico Rodríguez, who—if he plays his cards right—could head a popular bloc that would lead him to a clear victory, perhaps even in the first round. That makes him the favorite newcomer (though not entirely new, since he has held public office) and the target of offers from various fronts. Even factions of MAS, such as MORENA and the Arcista wing, are openly courting him. Andrónico should remember that alliances don’t always add up—especially if he decides to run as a candidate and either break with or strike a deal with the Evistas.

Samuel has made smart alliances—he now has Barrientos, Requena, and Lero in his ranks, all prominent former legislators from CC. He’s also signed on with Juan del Granado. We’ll have to see if his launch as the “unity bloc’s” candidate resonates as legitimate with voters. On the other hand, Tuto has not stepped down—in fact, he seems more determined than ever to run, possibly with FRI. But he’s the most battered candidate of the season due to his refusal to accept the poll agreed upon with the bloc. Can he bounce back? Of course he can. Nothing has been decided in this election yet.

The Manfred-Chi alliance appears to have frozen both candidates—apparently because they can’t agree on who will be the one to run for the (not horseback, but presidential) seat. Meanwhile, Bigotes has been worn down by the garbage issue, and the Korean seems to be plotting something behind the scenes. There’s clear calculation going on in this alliance—we’ll see how it ends on the 18th, whether they go together or separately.

The “new horse” is Jaime Dunn, who caught attention first by announcing his candidacy under ADN, and second by being linked to the alleged Zúñiga coup, which outraged many and has now earned him growing support. Dunn could steal Tuto’s electoral base if the latter doesn’t wake up and regain momentum. Some analysts are suggesting that Dunn—who has a degree in international relations and a master’s in business administration—might be the long-awaited outsider who, in a surprising electoral twist, could defeat Andrónico or whoever leads in the second round.

But nothing is written yet in this contest, which has taken on shades of a soap opera, melodrama, and telenovela—complete with laughs. Excitement runs high as we wait to see who will wear the crown and make the others bite the dust. Still, I have to play the spoilsport and remind everyone that whoever wins won’t really win at all—since they’ll be stuck with a divided legislature and a terrible economic crisis. So far, after reviewing them thoroughly, not one government program seems convincing enough to solve it. I fear it will be a transitional government, and one that may not even be allowed to finish its term.

Maybe we should understand that this election won’t be the beginning of a new cycle, but rather the end of an old one—one that still has a bit more decadence left before it disappears completely.

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